As much as I resent religion, I do believe it’s fundamentally a human problem. People everywhere have a tendency to corrupt beliefs in order to justify being assholes to one another.

Instructions unclear, banana stuck in dick

“Don’t think about elephants”

My mom used to make me add a can of mixed vegetables to my instant ramen until we agreed that I could eat them separately. So I would quickly force down the bland, mushy veggies then enjoy my ramen in its pure form.

#worthit

I haven’t had it in many many years but in high school Little Caesar’s and Taco Bell were what my friends bribed me with to convince me to chauffeur them around town. I remember thinking Little Caesar’s could hold its own against the other pizza chains like Dominoes and Papa John’s so long as you didn’t try to eat it after it got cold.

Seems like you’re inferring a lot from a meme…

Uh oh, you’ve stirred up the armchair nutritionists again! Here to tell us how nutritionally deficient a plant-based diet is!

I’ll take “things actual vegans never say” for $500!