This shitpost is so shitty I’m intentionally not upvoting it to 69. Imagine that.
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BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"2·2 months agoNot gonna argue that it’s not a waste of money to get a watch that expensive, but just having a watch is quite nice. Not having to fish my phone out of my pocket and click the power button every time i want to check the time is something i appreciate.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?2·2 months agoIIRC it’s done entirely through the mental link, the “reciever’s” body just fertilises the egg on its own, somehow using the dna of the partner. I assume it’s transmitted through the link, but they also can’t be using it like we do since all asari children are fully asari.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Y'all ever think maybe the hype around melding your body and mind with an Asari is all bs and their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic?4·2 months agoRespect, Tali is best girl for sure.
The light novel would be titled “That time I was reincarnated as a bug and got spooked by my own reflection, only to miss a class and almost not get together with the love of my life (another bug) by not passing”
It’s just one big meme, the names are all made up and likely don’t reference any specific events.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us9·3 months agoIt’s almost like lemmy isn’t a monolith with homogenous opinions! Weird.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're a broke vampire, just say that5·3 months agoi mean he is rich, and also the POTUS. sure he’s also a horrible person and hated by everyone left of mussolini, but that’s less of an issue.
or someone who is trying very hard
I have no idea what this means
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When you are ruining your day ranting about something remember THIS7·3 months agoWhat you don’t see here are china and parts of the middle east, hovering nebulously in an indistinct location on the other side of the globe.
The post is deleted, but someone i follow posted a video of them scrolling through it while it was up and it was glorious. Couldn’t find that vid, but i found this one instead. Gonna have to pause it to read.
Yea i see no issue with using this acronym, definitely not. nope.
Bow and arrow are legal for hunting?
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Definitely wasn't late to work making this5·4 months agoeasy 4, two different colors AND they’re two of the best ones.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I tried THIS and it actually works all the time9·4 months agoThat’s a kingly gift right there, gotta be expensive af
Similar vibes to Storm (the incredibly powerful mutant with fully hideable powers who is worshipped as a goddess by some cultures) saying ‘we don’t need a cure, we’re perfect as we are’ to Rogue (the mutant who kills everyone she touches).
Note that the cheese that the rat is eating is none of the types pictured, implying that all these issues are real and the rat doesn’t like them.
BearGun@ttrpg.networkto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•If you're cold, they're cold; bring them in1·5 months agoCream? What kinda cream do you have?
Absolutely not, but i’ll try to avoid killing you. please stay in the corners where i am not.