5, 6 & 9

Teasing me, I see.

I COMPLETELY get it. And if anyone succeeds, I’ll kidnap them in a heartbeat.

Always #20

A cousin and I have been competing for years to see how many times around we can go before we either stymie another driver or get pulled over.

I’m currently winning at 43. Neither of us have ever been pulled over, it’s always some irate grandma who refuses to enter even though I give her plenty of room.

I have resting horny face.

And all this time, I thought it was JLo making him that unhappy. Maybe he just has resting sad face.