half-life alien chickens?

for fucks sake if I hear this from an older relative or sth I am gonna lose it

Wow I have never felt the urge to strangle a refrigerator. I am feeling new emotions everyday thanks to innovations in ad targeting

In that regard, I fully endorse making and propagating memes on this topic.

I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.

Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work