Wait, why did my insurance premiums just go up?

Ok I’ll take the potatoes for now and accept and IOU for the carr…wait a minute

I’ll embrace bartering if you give me 400 carrots and 2000 potatoes.

Ok, there’s obviously been some kind of mistake here

Good PSA. RIP TotalBiscuit

I would like to go to bread bell to purchase a little donkey

Damn, this comment blew up unexpectedly

These hamburgers were cooked…well… let’s be honest they were cooked to screw over America

I would strongly advise against drinking your vehicle regardless of how old it is.

The best part would be that if they went to another wizard to have them break the curse they’d tell them that there was no curse. More paranoia fuel.

I’m not going to entertain crock from an overly ambitious form of ape

I was surprised how much I enjoyed the anti cheese edits to be honest.

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

Hydrohusband, 'cause they hydro everybody out here.

Not like this…slurp…not like this…

I always feel for it

It is yes I believe it’s second only to rice.

If you’re saying shit like “orange man bad” unironically I really don’t think you do.

No no guys you don’t understand, he’s on the spectrum. You know how you always see those people on the spectrum always doing the na- uhhh … Roman salute, right? No? Oh right because that’s FUCKING BULLSHIT. On behalf of this person on the spectrum kindly fuck right the hell off with that fucked up shit.