The slightly-off grammar in the question is just…

Morty, I’m a potato!

So sad that it… should end tonight.

What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?

IPhone 5, s10e, s24.

Bullshit. I have an s24. Before that, I had an s10e.

They both are too big for one handed use, but the s24 even more so.

Before I bought the s24, I even considered to switch to ios after years of Android only, just for their iPhone Mini range. Guess what, they cancelled that.

There are simply no phones by major manufacturers that can be used with one hand.

Dr Who

at age 30

Our perception of age and oldness differ slightly