Every person named “Ads” will now experience horrible pain whenever anyone, anywhere closes an ad. The monkey’s paw closes.

Spike it with amphetamines, work and then realize that suddenly three days have passed, you forgot to eat and the universe is a little bit closer to said entropy.

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!

Don’t worry, the rest of us know you’re not superior, so we will hold the truth for you! But good on you for taking that bull by its horns.

(tongue is in cheek btw)

This is a holy shitpost, I’m actually annoyed. Good job!