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2 months ago“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”
I’m a dude in Oregon. I regularly make bad life decisions and do not make a habit of learning from my mistakes.
“See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt.” “I didn’t say THEY COULDN’T, I said YOU SHOULDN’T.”
Ow.