Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Don’t underestimate it. Aldi Nordistan covers almost all of Prussia, so the heritage is strong. If they form a temporary alliance with the Lidl League, the Aldi Südetenland stands no chance.

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.