Trailblazing Braille Taser

He’s currently 100% cho son

A “million dollar company” could be pulled directly out of their ass. Jenny’s illiteracy doesn’t inspire confidence in her accounting skills.

But it’s quoted. Sudo doesn’t parse args that way.

$ sudo "ls /proc/cpuinfo"
sudo: ls /proc/cpuinfo: command not found

Because it will be human present when it happens, right?

And is it executing a file with spaces in its name? Disgusting.

If you declare today a loss and sleep for another 23 hours, then you’re up one hour early!

In case anyone needs to hear this — when blood and mucus start coming out your butt, you need to go to the gastroenterologist. Don’t believe your primary care physician who says it’s probably IBS and therefore untreatable and not worth worrying about. It was ulcerative colitis for me, and they have treatments that let you live your life without being tethered to the bathroom.

MAC AND CHBURGER

MAC AND CHURGER

M’URGER

No, a Californian

I worked with someone once who would write the most condescending chat messages and finish them off with a smiley face. I think he truly didn’t understand that the smiley made it worse. Regardless of the lack of social awareness, his superiority complex was annoying.

Have you considered that

(a) documentaries do not need actors, and

(b) if they did, the last black man earth could star as himself?

• Take your age
• Multiply by e^iπ
• Add your age
• Divide by 10
• Take a card, any card
• Add the number of years you’ve been alive
• Hand me the card
• Is this your card?

Is that true? Sounds kind of discriminatory.

FWIW, I would never ask someone about an injury during a job interview. I’m just a stranger on the internet, though, so who knows.

Me: [unintelligible]

Announcer: Speak into the mic [you buffoon]

Me: AH! MIKE!

Me: MICHAEL JORDAN… MIKE TYSON… MICHAEL PHELPS?

Announcer: And that’s time! You were supposed to be naming baseball players, remember? Technically, you got two out of three, so I’m required to give you this ticket for a free hotdog.

I can’t list ten of anything if you put me on the spot.

The Orville was actually pretty good. This may be heresy, but it felt more like Star Trek to me than some of the nu-Trek shows coming out. And for the record I can’t stand Family Guy.

Public pubic hanging in two days

Let’s agree to disagree

You just gotta accept that people are going to say thought-terminating cliches to you. You only live once, man, and you gotta do what you gotta do. Que sera sera.