I might as well not have one here in the states, I’m not wealthy enough. My health plan is to walk it off until I die young

Spread over buttered toast, yeah

Nice

Hey same. I like that they have better contrast with the page, I feel like they’re more readable

I’ve never used dishwashers personally but everywhere I’ve lived has had one

Uncle Ruckus? My heart’s out for the victims of reverse-vitiligo 😔

Ugh, I hate it when that happens

Can’t report hitting a pedestrian if you never saw or felt the pedestrian you hit

Easy, tiger

“Heed the heft of the left”? Kinda corny ngl

Somebody told me that pineapple tastes better when you store it upsidedown. I have no idea how true that is

Forget profit, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.

That last little nudge

And also fail people that tried to drive backwards by looking back instead of using the mirrors.

Huh, that’s interesting because I was tought to do the opposite. In practice, I do whichever feels right, usually mirrors but I’ve noticed in pickups I’d rather just look back

Yeah I honestly love driving, but I love walking and biking too. Just because I’m a car enthusiast doesn’t mean that I don’t wish that my city was more walkable or had actual public transport.

Yeah, I’ve heard tons of tricks over the years.

Just be fast. That’s the trick, practice and you’ll get fast at applying just the right amount of clutch in an instant.

Yo dudes, smell that? Salmon dude is nearby!

Oh shit, those. It’s pretty rare that I get those, it’s maybe happened 5 or 6 times ever, but I happened to get one about a month ago after I went running for the first time in awhile. I guess those deep breaths triggered it.

This might be out of date information, so call me out if I’m wrong, but afaik Google doesn’t sell data directly, they primarily use it to sell targeted ads. Facebook actually sells data.

Fr that’s gotta be his cousin or college friend or something