Wait, the SexBugs are a real band and not just from an episode of Tuca and Bertie?

Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch PIANIST.

(punchline from a different joke of the same genre)

I still have the plush toy chihuahua in a box somewhere.

Did you forgor?

Yamaha did it natively and called it Yamaha Disc T@2, it was pretty cool. Needed their CRW-F1 drive and a CR-R disc with a dark color bottom (the blue azo discs worked best). I still have a stack of those discs somewhere.