Agreed. I’m God’s laziest procrastinator yet even in heavy rain I’ll return my cart.

That is Pixar, which is also Disney.

I have my home feed sorted by Top in the past 12 Hours, which helps limit how much time I spend on here. Unfortunately, my stupid monkey brain will see all the posts in that feed, close the app, then immediately reopen it as if I’ll see new posts.

Dude I’m trying my ancestors were all office workers, my lanky ass is not built for muscle!

So that’s what his name is referencing…

Pickle no good!

This picture is 100$ real

Philomena Cunk my beloved

Groovy.

Someone should resurrect her soul (from hell) and stick it in the torment nexus.

I’ve made fun of the French all my life for being smelly cowards, but perhaps we Americans are the smelly cowards.

Sorry France. Clearly you know how to get shit done.

Same reason Jim Jones always wore sunglasses. Dude was relentlessly zonked out of his mind constantly.

Rubalino!

If tankies could read they’d be pretty upset at this one.

Turn it off then and quit complaining about something so insignificant.

Then stop reading. Some of you people are really aggravating.

Those are promotions, really. Not advertisements. Steam is showing me relevant video games that are available, not a sale on Coca-Cola.

I’ve never played a single game of poker IRL and I have 50+ hours in Balatro. It’s good.