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yea i think i’d throw my phone into the nearest fire and then shoot myself

name of his dog cat

oh no. my first thought was almost right but I didn’t expect it to actually be that for real

impressed

i think it was mostly just funny, because it still wins the average tentacle monster

substitute where you feel like

my favorite is surprise toothpaste core

Sliced tomato.

toothpaste

Ingredient:

• dough
• whipped cream
• strawberry

Instructions:

1. make dough tower
2. put whipped cream in
3. put strawberry on top
4. ejnoy!

In moderation.