Yes, language evolves haphazardly and often doesn’t make literal sense.

Alright, that’s my 2 cents. I’ll catch you on the flipside.

OMG pasta salad is one place where I don’t put mayo. Let’s hope we never have to plan a cookout together :D

You don’t like mayo? What an affront to all things holy!

/s

You could make it all fit if you were truly dedicated.

Pineapple on pizza is great in theory. In practice people usually don’t pre-grill the pineapple and they don’t cut it thin enough, so it creates a big soggy pineapple juice crater in my otherwise delicious pizza.

Expert trolling. Hat’s off to you

I’m so glad Duplo came out in 1969. I was worried I was getting too old to know what’s going on, but thankfully it seems I’ve never known what’s going on

EDIT: also, yeah, I have noidea what that comment was about either

Why do they have lead in them???

What’s a duplo block?

I am Antima

Your poor taste in condiments aside, you are a man of the people and I salute you.

You mean like what’s in that picture?

I probably wouldn’t use ketchup either, but if it were already there I’d still eat it without gagging.

No, unfortunately too many of my fellow Americans like mustard.

Damn, lots of mustard stans here I guess

That’s disgusting.

Mustard is for chemical weapons, not food.

Is this a shitpost?

That’s not a game worth winning. The reason its called “filthy rich” is that you can’t get rich without being dirty. And I don’t mean in the fun way.

Get enough to be comfortable, if you can. Then let others have a turn. Use your excess to help those who aren’t as fortunate. That is a real win.

Given my experience with “normal” people, I would rather be strange.

Given the state of “conventional” these days, I’d be insulted if someone said I’m not queer.