If god never makes mistakes then trans people aren’t a mistake. Dude should stop questioning gods will, seems a bit blasphemous.

Is the blade of a naginata over 50cm? It’s curved so that would already have been banned if so. Unless it was made traditionally before 1954.

I think a tanto is perfectly legal.

Just a bunch of oddly sized sausages linked together.

Hmm I guess that does make sense as well. Don’t think I have thought about it that much as when used this way you are talking about an individual. I suppose it is officially grammatically incorrect.

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What if I use preferred pronouns and they/them at the same time in the same conversation? My speech is basically peppered like that normally for everyone.

“She is doing great, they really has come a long way in painting.”

Only when you find a job willing to pay you more.

Only way to win Monopoly is to lose first. Get to do actual enjoyable things then.

Depends what you mean. It’s a plant native to America but the current leading producer is China.

“I was newsing it up with Henry” sounds like an innuendo.

Never seen anyone own a van just to own a van though. Either a camper and not the daily driver, for work, 6+ kids, or converted for wheelchairs.

Ctrl+X, get distracted, Ctrl+V no output. Realisation. Suffering.

“Do you think if you were playing your very best tennis, you could win a point off Serena Williams?” Was the wording.

Yes I think with enough games I could win a point. I’m playing my best tennis! Hell, I could win the whole damn game when she passes out from exhaustion and has to forfeit that match. The question sucks.

It’s like would I win a boxing match against a bear? Obviously I would win. A bear would use so many illegal moves I would be posthumously declared winner.

Oh damn. Am I made naked when I teleport?

Whats the cooldown on the teleport and what happens if I teleport into a wall?

Hmm okay, then the original post (minus Japan) is actually the Sea of Cuba.

Probably where the similarities end though.

Have you ever cleaned the lint out of the headphone jack?

Didn’t those transparent bars come with a massive performance hit? I didn’t know anyone who kept it enabled.

Im hoping for Y2K38 personally.