8 soju at Korean BBQ

Real

This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost

Bear claw then

Just so you’re prepared, the air dry doesn’t fully replace the pat dry entirely unless you’re gonna sit there for a good long time.

I just shake my ass off like a dog coming in out of the rain

Bidets are amazing. If you don’t have one you should go buy one, they start fairly low priced

I’m starting to feel really left out

Wait did you just take all of them?

Goat is delicious

Even if I have a Jacob’s ladder?

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French 🤢🤮

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That’s why I put the alcohol inside me

And then run so fast…

Dadcore

My wife taught me that you can use your cup holder to hold French fries while you’re driving, god I love her.

It’s been like 12 days lol

Tankies

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