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Me next.
I’d also be disappointed if I got syrup instead of cum >:(
Oh cockwaffle
Vaginaffle
Waffle already sounds genital…y
Twat waffle was there though
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Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
And it’s after 10 AM
ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?
That’ll be $8.95 pull up to the back of the dumpster
I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.
it tastes better when it’s for free
Damn inflation, in my time that would have been three fitty. No more, not less.
Oh thank goodness I’ve been dying for a shit for like 20 minutes
That twatwaffle looks tasty.
It makes it look like too many sets of lips. It’s bothering me…
You do!ln’t have endless recursive labia? What do you fold over your teeth? Are they just open to the air at all times? How do you avoid cavities and them, like, falling out?
hehehehehehehehehehe
As long as it isn’t a blue waffle, I’ll eat it
He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I’m possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he’s asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles… You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Never thought this’d be this relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BMS6LIw8Q
Now make the twatwaffle blueberry
I can tell you, they’re not very good waffles. It was a funny interaction ordering it though.
-FlexibleToast
Can I offer you a nice waffle in this trying time?
