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minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 days agoThink how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 days agoWell I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoAs opposed to a mere by-stander.
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
then think about how to wipe
Well I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
As opposed to a mere by-stander.